Imagine What I Could Do with Hands

The twins tossed a water bottle onto the carpet before school. Mom didn't think that was very nice of them, but have you seen this living room? It's not like you could even tell at first. I don't know why they don't use a bowl like I do.

I happen to know that water bottles make a very fun crunchy sound. So when I got bored I began to play! But it still had the cap on so all I could do is roll it. That's when I got a super idea. I gripped the lid in my mouth and twisted the cap off with my teeth! It only took three tries. To my surprise, it was still half full of water. Then I said to myself, "Katie, let's play hooman." So I drank that water like a hooman!

Boy, getting a trickle of water out seemed to take forever. I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. I'd take a nice big bowl over a water bottle any day.